Oct 1 2014, 12am


handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location


Sep 30 2014, 11pm


that-pendragon:

i have growing pains but i’m not growing i’m just in pain


Sep 30 2014, 11pm


apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’


Sep 30 2014, 11pm


"I would much rather be the ‘obnoxious feminist girl’ than be complicit in my own dehumanization."

   — Kathleen Hanna  (via girlbandsupremacy)

(Source: camewiththeframe)


Sep 30 2014, 6pm


twirliest:

testbe:

Nilesy has a new skin, and usually everyone would mass produce fanarts of him with his new design, but nobody can because now he looks like how everyone has always been drawing him anyway

Yep, that’s essentially what I wanted, I wanted the skin to look kinda like the way awesome fan art has shown me, with black hair on the same skin, I’ve essentially only had a hair cut and colour

this post fucked me up
i never realised that the fandom’s collective image of nilesy was different to his skin and i’m afraid
it’s always been dwight and yet??
how did this happen
how did we decide on this


Sep 30 2014, 11am


radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

Sep 30 2014, 10am


meurkrow:

hjahahahaha jokes. black people LOVE chicken lol haha mexicans swimming rivers lmfao hahahahaha ASIANS ARE SO SMART     haha what. wait a second. di dyou just. di dyou just make fun of white people. ……..dude……….. reverse racism is a serious issue. it’s not funny.