Jul 30 2014, 11pm


sometimes i lie in bed at night looking up at the glow-in-the-dark stars i stuck to my ceiling and pretend they’re a metaphorical representation of the american dream


Jul 30 2014, 11pm


seeing hot people 20 years older than you irl and suddenly realizing that some things are only appropriate on the internet


Jul 30 2014, 11pm


on facebook: nOT EVEN MY FAKE LIFE IS AS GOOD AS OTHER PEOPLE’S


Jul 30 2014, 11pm


gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this


Jul 30 2014, 10pm


chicapordios:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con

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Jul 30 2014, 10pm


jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone